- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what's white and sticky semen

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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