Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Manchester City

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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