What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Your mother is so fat.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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I'm homeless.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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