What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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