- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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