This sentence is a lie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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