- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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