Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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