- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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