Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Joesph Triphook.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Terraria

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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rocky is here again.......................

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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