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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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