- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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