What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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