- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Your mom went to college

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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