- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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