Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Caolan and Eamon

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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