What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

cats are pussies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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