- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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