Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Me Neither.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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