- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

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