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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

whats white and sticky glue

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Hi, my name is Jake.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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