- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Sex education in Texas.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

I wrote a funny joke.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Homosexualism is so gay man

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