yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Neil is a reterd.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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