- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A storm be brewin!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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