- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

this website even though its hilarious.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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