- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Women's rights...

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Well this is pointless.....

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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