If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what came first the chicken or the chips

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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