- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

YEAH THEY DO!

Liverpool City Football Club

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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