- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why dont they make black forks

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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