- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

that wall over there ->

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

women's rights

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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