What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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