a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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snooki

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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poop

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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hola said the chinese man

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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