- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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