Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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snooki

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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