- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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