Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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the midget went to the midget store

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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