- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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