4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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