- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

... Chan chan

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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