What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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