- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Women's rights...

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

whats a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Coldpaly is a good band

im gay

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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