A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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