- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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