A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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