- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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