- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Womens rights.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Tommy got neutered.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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