what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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hello

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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