- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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