- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

rabbits running in my bathroom!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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