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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

There was an american man on the way to work.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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